Big Pasta is a cigar-chomping mob boss who wants to gain control of a loosey-goosey biker gang called the Ignorants. They want a new contract, but they have to prove something to Big Pasta first. So they confront each other in barrooms, alleys and elsewhere to work out their differences in this Jazzy, Cigar-Chomping, Honky-Tonk Musical. It's All About Being a Wise Guy.